A SILLY LITTLE RANT ABOUT THE STARS
Listen, I’m just going to preface this with a disclaimer that yes, I am the quintessential new age astrology girlie who believes crystals have mystical powers. Embarrassing but true. But hey, it’s not the worst trope to be. After the intense cringe that was my 2010s Myspace era, it’s a welcome change.
Besides, the way I see it… why shouldn’t we live on the fanciful side of life?
Trust me, it’s a lot more fun (and a lot less pressure) when you realise we’re just self-aware bananas on a spinning orb that’s hurtling through space, and existing at all is a bizarre streak of luck.
So what if we believe the moon can charge our crystals, or blame mercury retrograde for tech issues? Being alive in our universe is a statistical anomaly! Nothing in the world makes any real sense.
The only think I do know about the universe is that I want to explore as much as of it as I can while I’m alive.
So, if you’re having trouble deciding where to travel this year, here are some stunning locations you might like according to your star sign. (And if you’re reading this, don’t lie to yourself, you know you’re at least curious).
So, without further ado… which beautiful new destination is in your destiny?