The Guides travel from the Andean highlands to Puerto Maldonado in the heart of the Amazon rainforest. Vic Fren isn’t thrilled with the latest destination – in fact, she calls it her worst nightmare. Anacondas, alligators and piranhas are not her thing. On the flipside, Karly is crying tears of joy again – she’s watched every Amazon documentary and has dreamed of visiting since she was a little girl.
In what has become a trend for the trip, the journey to the Guides’ accommodation isn’t simple. They take an hour-long boat trip up the Tambopata River to get to their eco-lodge, Posada Amazonas. This 30-room lodge sits on a communal reserve of the indigenous Ese Eja people.
Kevin and Janetta are pleased with the luxury lodge – it’s a significant step up from camping. Pitching a tent was their worst-case scenario. However, Vic Fren is basically ready to check out when she sees a bug settling in on her bed for the night.
The creepy crawly encounters continue when the Guides set out on a guided night jungle walk. Matt won’t even take the bins out at night at home in case he encounters a possum, so this was never going to be his thing. Likewise, when the guide starts luring huge tarantulas out of their burrows, Kev is ready to bolt. Janetta and Kevin just want to see something more impressive than a frog. Safe to say the night walk isn’t a huge hit.
The nature adventures continue the next day at Tres Chimbadas Lake. The Peruvian Amazon has over 700 species of fish, including the famous Piranha. Some of the Guides get a chance to see them up close with a spot of catch-and-release Piranha fishing. Kevin and Janetta aren’t lured in by the slow pace of the activity. The Boys are enthused by the idea of creating a whole piranha pit with the hungry fish, but don’t quite get the numbers.
The Guides also attempt some raft-building with very mixed results. Jono Fren is entirely unhelpful during the raft building, as is Karly, who prefers to supervise. Brett also doesn’t like the idea of building a raft while knee-deep in Piranha-ridden waters. The activity ends abruptly when the Fren Family discover they have an extra passenger on their raft – a huge spider. Mark throws himself overboard to try get the raft ashore.
The Guides wrap up their adventure at the Amazon Shelter. The team here helps injured wildlife from the Amazon rainforest and aims to reintroduce them to the wild. The Fren Family meet a macaw who only likes men, Kevin and Janetta learn more about the native Tapir, Matt and Brett hand feed a baby monkey and The Boys dream of having 17 hours of sleep like a sloth. In the ultimate end to the trip, Karly cries yet again when she meets a sloth, saying it’s the “best day of my life”.
Costs
- Posada Amazonas: Suites from $1256 per night
- Night Jungle Walk: Activity included in Posada Amazonas room rate
- Piranha Fishing (Catch and Release): Activity included in Posada Amazonas room rate
- Jungle Raft Building: Activity included in Posada Amazonas room rate
- Amazon Animal Shelter: Guided tours from $35 per person
It’s been a truly wild week and the Guides’ ratings are in for Peru. They’ve scored their trip…
Kevin and Janetta: 5/5
Bri and Karly: 5/5
The Fren Family: 4/5
Brett and Matt: 4.5/5
Dorian, Kev and Teng: 5/5